Top 10 Halloween Jokes for Kids + Special Offer

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Laughter can cheer us up and decrease anxiety—and it doesn’t have to be “genuine” to have a positive effect, according to the US National Library of Medicine. So even when it seems like there’s absolutely nothing funny in all of this world, busting out a hearty chuckle might just change your mind.

Life can be scary sometimes, and that’s why it’s so important to keep a list of jokes handy to lift your spirits and help those around you to lighten up.  People are so serious all the time, and a good old fashion joke helps keep the love and happiness in the air.

A study by Bell Leadership Institute found that the two most desirable traits in leaders were a strong work ethic and a good sense of humor. People who use humor tend to be more approachable. The more approachable you are, the more honest and open people around you will be.

Dwight D. Eisenhower said it best: “A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.”

Happy Halloween everyone! Here are ten of the funniest Halloween jokes that will make you scream with laughter. Do you know a funny Halloween joke?  Share with us in the comment box below.

Q: What do mummies like listening to on Halloween?
A:  Wrap music!

Q: What are a ghost’s favorite rides at the fair?
A: The scary-go-round and rollerghoster!

Q: Which ghost is the best dancer?
A:  The Boogie Man!

Q: Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?
A: It raises their spirits.

Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
A: Bone appetit !

Q: Where do ghosts mail their letters?
A:  At the ghost office

Q: Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
A: Anywhere where he can boo-gie.

Q: What do witches ask for at hotels?
A: (Broom service!)

Q: What do skeletons always order at a restaurant?
A: Spare ribs!

Knock-knock, Who’s there? Boo who! Don’t cry!


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Have a Spooktacular Halloween this year!

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